Mary Poppins vs. the Walking Dead

A group I'm in starting talking about mash-ups and someone came up with Mary Poppins Meets the Walking Dead.  I think she'd sing a song something like this:

(Sung to "A Spoonful of Sugar")

(spoken)

In each undead we must put down

An element of fun is found

You find the fun and whack!

The undead don’t come back

(sung)

Those who spurned the undertaker

We will send to meet their maker.

A lark!  A spree!  It’s very clear to see that

A shovelfull of kickass makes the zombie hoard go down

The zombie hoard go down, the zombie hoard go down

Just a shovelfull of kickass makes the zombie hoard go down

In a most exciting way!

A man who’s defending his nest

As very little time to rest

While taking out the shambling undead.

Though he’s knee-deep in their gore

He’s ready to take on more.

He knows to stop would be death of Pop

And

A shovelfull of kickass makes the zombie hoard go down

The zombie hoard go down, the zombie hoard go down

Just a shovelfull of kickass makes the zombie hoard go down

In a most exciting way!

(Interlude, courtesy of Walking Dead—much gunfire and people screaming as they do something stupid and pay fatally for it)

Intrepid moms that fetch the food

From the ransacked grocery stores

Always go well-armed and cautiously

‘Cause as they’re filling up their packs

A zombie could sneak ‘hind their backs

And hence (Look out)

They find (Oh, no!)

Double shots work fine

Aaaaaaahhhhhh!  Whew!

‘cause

A shovelfull of kickass makes the zombie hoard go down

The zombie hoard go down, the zombie hoard go down

Just a shovelfull of kickass makes the zombie hoard go down

In a most exciting way!