Zombies... funny?

Are zombies... funny?

Apparently they are.  Now you can really be the "death" of the party... ha-ha.

 *** And NO Joke - today I'm talking on the perfect creepy October topic over at Armand Rosamilia's blog. Stop by! **** - And check out my new 55-word flash fiction, "Fall Surprise" - give it a comment! 

A few jokes...: (groan)... Hey in a z-apocalypse you can die laughing right? haaa!

* Check out more zombie jokes - more zombie jokes - Halloween jokes  -  Tumblr zombie jokes 

       

·         Q: How did the zombie treat every day of death?

A: Like he was LIVING!

·         Q: Why did the zombie buy a Jet Ski?

A: He wanted to ENJOY the apocalypse.

·         Q: What kind of candy do zombies refuse to eat?

A: LIFE Savers!

·         Q: What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?

A: A DEAD ringer!