Who would you choose for a zombie apocalypse partner?

Last Thursday, I had the honor and pleasure of speaking to the youth group at my local library.  While we were waiting for the others to show up, one of the teens was telling us about his public speaking class.  He explained that instead of introducing themselves to the class, they had to introduce someone else.  They were given one question, then told to make up two more.  One of the questions he made up was amazing, so I'm borrowing it.  I don't remember exactly how he phrased it, but here is my version:

The zombie apocalypse has just occurred, what celebrity do you recruit for your team?

My response:  Ted Nugent.

You know he's got a cache of weapons, both guns and "silent killers" like bows and arrows and crossbows, probably some knives and other sharp weapons, and he's got survival skills.  Mr. Nugent would be able to feed us and keep us safe.  Plus, at night while we're hunkered down, I'm sure he's got some great stories to tell.

What celebrity would you pick?