1. I will pamper myself. I will eat more brains.
2. I'll strive to excel. I will increase my shambling speed.
3. I'll protect myself. I will learn to duck that chainsaw.
4. I'll care for the environment. If I drop a body part, I will stop to pick it up.
5. I'll stive to communicate. Half a jaw is no excuse to not enunciate.
6. I'll improve my intellect. I'll try to remember more words than "brains" and "aaargh."
8. I will pay attention to my appearance. I'll do my hair each day...until my scalp comes off.
9. I am the next phase of Darwinism. I'll be more selective of my victims.
10. I will learn to accept myself. I am undead, but I am beautiful.
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