I was a bad
author in 2014.
And I did nothing with them.
Look at this great cover! And I didn't tell the world? I am so ashamed! |
I can apologize, and I really am sorry, Kim! I can say, “I was busy,” and I was, but who isn’t? I could give any number of excuses. But instead, I’d rather say
Neeta Lyffe Giveaway Time!
Here’s how we’re going to do this: I am giving away five copies: one on this blog, two via Facebook and two via Twitter. You can have a chance on all three, but here’s what you need to do before Jan 31:
For the Blog: Comment below about how you would kill a zombie using an everyday item. (I’ll try to incorporate some into the next story and credit you as well.)
For Facebook: Post one or more of the following on your pages. Each post is an entry, and feel free to post more than once (but only once a day). Be sure to tag me so I know you did it:
- Napalm Sticks to Zombies! Get Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator on audiobook. Purchase at http://bit.ly/1u2Mx7w or join the contest to win one. Contest details at http://bit.ly/1BocN2z. (Tagging Karina Fabian)
- “A fun romp through the zombie genre!” Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator is on audiobook. Purchase at http://bit.ly/1u2Mx7w or join the contest to win one. Contest details at http://bit.ly/1BocN2z (Tagging Karina Fabian)
- The Zombie Apocalypse Meets Reality TV! Get Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator on audiobook. Purchase at http://bit.ly/1u2Mx7w or join the contest to win one. Contest details at http://bit.ly/1BocN2z (Tagging Karina Fabian)
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For Twitter: Tweet any of the following. Each tweet is an entry, and feel free to post more than once (but only once a day). Be sure to include #NLZE is included.
- Napalm Sticks to Zombies! Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator on audiobook at http://bit.ly/1u2Mx7w #NLZE RT for a chance to win a copy.
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- The Zombie Apocalypse Meets Reality TV! Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator on audiobook http://bit.ly/1u2Mx7w #NLZE RT to enter to win a copy.
I have a wonderful publisher and a terrific voice artist. Won’t you help me make it up to them for not promoting this great book sooner? Thanks!
No comments :( but YAY! I get to be the first.... Hmm... how would I kill a Zombie with an every day item. First off- I'd really have to be in a pinch, I'd make a poor zombie hunter- too much ick! That being said... I'd probably prefer to crimp a lamp or metal mop pole to use for killing.
ReplyDeleteA) I can keep them at a distance and not get gore all over me YUCK!
B) makes a good walking stick
C) Easy to clean off (wood I would think has a higher potential of harboring blood borne ick)
D) not easy to break
I would thrust my trusty poultry shears through their nasty glazed over eyeballs. Yep. I most certainly would. I can also use to clip the brain stem if I'm in the right position. I love poultry shears. They are my very favorite weapon. (Of course, this doesn't include my zombie-killing machete.)
ReplyDeleteExcellent choices, ladies/ I'd not thought of poultry sheers before, Michelle. Virginia, the thought about metal vs wood is a good one. Thanks.
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